I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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