Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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