My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
