If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Randomize
