did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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