Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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