i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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