See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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