erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
