do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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