i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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