4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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