What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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