I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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