The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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