When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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