i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
babies were throwing up all over the place
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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