What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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