2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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