handjob tips. give me some.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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