i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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