What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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