He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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