Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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