Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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