so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I can't put those talents on a resume
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Terrible idea I love it
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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