Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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