He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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