Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can text with my tongue
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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