I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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