oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
That reminds me...we need to get swords
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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