honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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