She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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