she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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