I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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