is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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