on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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