You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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