I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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