And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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