it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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