so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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