y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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