Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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