At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
