i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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