The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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