I hate your face
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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