it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I had to cum in my sink.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
