Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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