the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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